from the Simpsons episode Diatribe of a Mad Housewife, Tom Clancy has received a request to give a blurb for Marge's book ... "Hello this is Tom Clancy. Would I say 'if you're hunting for a good read this October, Marge Simpson's book is a clear and present danger to your free time?' Hell no I wouldnt! Whaddya mean I just said it. That doesn't count. Hello? Hello?"