The Two A-Holes are a pair of recurring characters on Saturday Night Live. They are portrayed by Jason Sudeikis and Kristin Wiig. Their first appearance was December 17, 2005, with host Jack Black.

A Two A-Holes sketch usually follows a similar format. The two characters will always go somewhere, looking for something or planning to go somewhere, or are found somewhere. Someone will approach them and try to talk to them/instruct them/help them. They will then become very hard to work with by not complying, not listening, or simply just being A-Holes. The person they are talking to will give up out of frustration and then The A-Holes will comment that they look like something (typically a rabbit, Jesus, or they will just say they look funny).

The Two A-Holes are always chewing gum (in the episode hosted by Annette Bening, they were asked to remove their gum; they did, but revealed they were chewing more than one piece) and usually appear to be wearing stylish clothes.

In almost a year since they were debuted, the pair received an additional four sketches and it is expected that they will appear again.

Appearances by The Two A-Holes

December 17, 2005 (host Jack Black): Two A-Holes Buying a Christmas Tree

March 11, 2006 (host Matt Dillon): Two A-Holes at a Travel Agency

May 20, 2006 (host Kevin Spacey): Two A-Holes at a Crime Scene

October 21, 2006 (host John C. Reilly): Two A-Holes Work Out with a Trainer

December 9, 2006 (host Annette Bening): Two A-Holes in a Live Nativity Scene